Mom: when I was your age….
Me:
When you fuck something up first thing in the morning
WHAT A GIRL WANTS
concert tickets
WHAT A GIRL NEEDS
money for concert tickets
nobody legitimately needs me and that’s a really shitty feeling
When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something:
That is so accurate that’s it’s scary.
drive thru employees
definitely
do not
get paid
enough
for
this
shit
they are sick of your nonsense
the last guy wasn’t even phased omg
Black girls with natural hair get made fun of and black girls with fake hair get made fun of and black girls with no hair get made fun of so like what are black girls supposed to do but not give a fuck abt u
when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid
when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid
when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid
i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her
just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,
(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)
The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one.
#’I NEED AN ADULT’ #’SHIT I AM AN ADULT’ #’I NEED AN OLDER ADULT’
I need adultier adult
#I NEED A BETTER ADULT
AN ADULT WHO CAN SUCCESSFULLY ADULT
[ADULTING INTENSIFIES]